Do You Know Who John Kerry Called on His First Day at the Office?

He called five people.

He called Mahmoud Abbas, the leader of Palestinian Authority.

He called Shimon Peres. (Not Netanyahu.)

He called Ahmet Davutoglu, the Turkish Minister of Foreign Affairs.

He called John Baird, the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Canada, America's closest ally, its northern neighbor and a member of NAFTA.

He called Jose Antonio Meade, Mexico's Minister of Foreign Affairs, America's southern neighbor and a member of NAFTA.

No UK, no EU.

Canada and Mexico are given.

But what does the rest of the list tell you?